Thursday, September 18, 2014

Feeder of Hungry

A Man owned a car in my dream, who used to go over across the street to visit it in a run down neighborhood full of beggars and poor people. That man became me. These poor were very humble and distressed, and could be likely to do almost anything for food and something to eat. When they did get something to eat, it was in my bag, on this day, in my car, only one of them. It was unnannounced, and when I discovered he had breached my space, I introduced to him that he was of the fortune to help himself to the contents of my bag any time he liked. This, I sent him on his way, and another came to me. She, a lowly type as well discovered to my person that the first was set to steal, but that I upon discovering the first did dissuade his very purpose in the act, and with my kind words did neglect to notice. I told her that I did not care whether he steal or not, but that I had nothing to lose 'cept self, and that I should lose sparingly, if ever. She not convinced upon my tale, but suspecting I had something better, I gave it to her, and thus, with the bulk of my remaining victuals in her hand, I entered into a contract with her thus: "I have a house across the street. If you are ever hungry, just come knock and get some food. If I make you this promise, will you be a law abiding citizen?" "Yes," said she, and I told her, "Good, because I have just made it." I then went to the 3rd, who was standing on the side, begging, holding his placard away from me at those other ones passing, and then offered him all I had remaining.

Thus, I woke up and realized that the Lord so deals with us.

Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Dream Joke

I dreamed that I made up this joke:

What did the idiot say before he jumped?
        Moron-imo!

Thursday, March 22, 2012

Dream: 2 Underprivileged, 1 with new Opportunity

Both the boss & the worker had a working mutual hating relationship. The worker came to know God in 3 months time, while the boss continued to love money more than anything. Both the worker & boss had been working on some project for boys/underprivileged teens where they’d get to play basketball or something-anyway the project would make millions & both would be rich. When they called to say it didn’t work out, the worker hung up the phone before they were done. Then the worker called another one, a boy, to break the bad news to him but to tell him of the good news, his plan that had been inspired to him.
At the end of the dream, both men were weeping: the boss was saying, “I hate him,” and how he wanted to rip him limb from limb, and was screaming his frustration, while the worker said the words, “I hate him no more”-thus are the words of one touched by God & the other touched by the devil.

Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Dream game

Made up and played a new indoor sport with a large group of kids. We made it up as we played. It’s like 4 team volleyball with no nets, but there is space between each team’s territory which is neutral zone. You try to hit the ball into another teams zone. They try not to let it hit the ground. If the first bounce after it is hit by a player hits the ground in another team’s territory then it is a point for the team who hit it there. If the first bounce hits the ground in the neutral zone then it is no point, and whichever team gets it first gets to hit it to another team to start play again. The game doesn’t stop after a point has been scored. If the team who’s scored against hits the ball before the second bounce, then the ball is still in play. Looking back, I’m not sure why they would want to do that instead of just serving it again, but let’s say that they get more points that way if they score against another team by hitting it on a recovery after a point has been scored against them. Actually, not on second thought, I think you could catch it and throw it after running if you were in your same base-I don’t remember, but maybe you had to hit it to serve.

The game was just made up as we played in my dream. It was just a mass of boys running around hitting a ball, with some of the more influential kids calling the shots as to how the game rules formed. Kids were playing all different ways and by all different rules as the game was made up, but I wrote down my list of rules and later reintroduced it to the group before I woke up.

Tuesday, July 5, 2011

Eternal Marriage

I dreamed that Brittany and I were proselyting to other people about the significance of our eternal marriage. Some would listen, and some would not, but I would say, "The power of God has been given to man to do this (seal us eternally so that we will be together in the next life). Without this sealing, no couple will be together in eternity." I said that we may look like a fake, happy couple, but that what we have is real. I had tears come out when I said the first part to a person on their door after their mother or sister refrained from hearing us, and the last words I said were, "listen to your ministers," so that they would ask about it and find out.