Dream Joke

I dreamed that I made up this joke:

What did the idiot say before he jumped?
        Moron-imo!

Dream: 2 Underprivileged, 1 with new Opportunity

Both the boss & the worker had a working mutual hating relationship. The worker came to know God in 3 months time, while the boss continued to love money more than anything. Both the worker & boss had been working on some project for boys/underprivileged teens where they’d get to play basketball or something-anyway the project would make millions & both would be rich. When they called to say it didn’t work out, the worker hung up the phone before they were done. Then the worker called another one, a boy, to break the bad news to him but to tell him of the good news, his plan that had been inspired to him.

At the end of the dream, both men were weeping: the boss was saying, “I hate him,” and how he wanted to rip him limb from limb, and was screaming his frustration, while the worker said the words, “I hate him no more”-thus are the words of one touched by God & the other touched by the devil.

Dream game

Made up and played a new indoor sport with a large group of kids. We made it up as we played. It’s like 4 team volleyball with no nets, but there is space between each team’s territory which is neutral zone. You try to hit the ball into another teams zone. They try not to let it hit the ground. If the first bounce after it is hit by a player hits the ground in another team’s territory then it is a point for the team who hit it there. If the first bounce hits the ground in the neutral zone then it is no point, and whichever team gets it first gets to hit it to another team to start play again. The game doesn’t stop after a point has been scored. If the team who’s scored against hits the ball before the second bounce, then the ball is still in play. Looking back, I’m not sure why they would want to do that instead of just serving it again, but let’s say that they get more points that way if they score against another team by hitting it on a recovery after a point has been scored against them. Actually, not on second thought, I think you could catch it and throw it after running if you were in your same base-I don’t remember, but maybe you had to hit it to serve.

The game was just made up as we played in my dream. It was just a mass of boys running around hitting a ball, with some of the more influential kids calling the shots as to how the game rules formed. Kids were playing all different ways and by all different rules as the game was made up, but I wrote down my list of rules and later reintroduced it to the group before I woke up.

Eternal Marriage

I dreamed that Brittany and I were proselyting to other people about the significance of our eternal marriage. Some would listen, and some would not, but I would say, "The power of God has been given to man to do this (seal us eternally so that we will be together in the next life). Without this sealing, no couple will be together in eternity." I said that we may look like a fake, happy couple, but that what we have is real. I had tears come out when I said the first part to a person on their door after their mother or sister refrained from hearing us, and the last words I said were, "listen to your ministers," so that they would ask about it and find out.

Dream about pizza

I was going to buy 3 pieces of pizza, but 2 of them were smaller than they usually are so it would have been a rip off to pay the whole slice price. The workers came up with the idea of putting it in the system as ten years ago when pizza slices were cheaper, and then it would come to a fair total. Well, they could have just done this, but they had just called a previous manager before about something that day, so they thought to call the previous manager from ten years ago about this to ask if it’s all right, because they didn’t want to ask their current manager about it because he’s unreasonable. When they called the previous manager of ten years ago, the previous manager thought they were offering him his job back. Because the manager sounded so grateful, the worker on the phone said, yes. This sets up the plot for something bigger and funnier to happen later.