Tuesday, July 5, 2011

Eternal Marriage

I dreamed that Brittany and I were proselyting to other people about the significance of our eternal marriage. Some would listen, and some would not, but I would say, "The power of God has been given to man to do this (seal us eternally so that we will be together in the next life). Without this sealing, no couple will be together in eternity." I said that we may look like a fake, happy couple, but that what we have is real. I had tears come out when I said the first part to a person on their door after their mother or sister refrained from hearing us, and the last words I said were, "listen to your ministers," so that they would ask about it and find out.

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Dream about pizza

I was going to buy 3 pieces of pizza, but 2 of them were smaller than they usually are so it would have been a rip off to pay the whole slice price. The workers came up with the idea of putting it in the system as ten years ago when pizza slices were cheaper, and then it would come to a fair total. Well, they could have just done this, but they had just called a previous manager before about something that day, so they thought to call the previous manager from ten years ago about this to ask if it’s all right, because they didn’t want to ask their current manager about it because he’s unreasonable. When they called the previous manager of ten years ago, the previous manager thought they were offering him his job back. Because the manager sounded so grateful, the worker on the phone said, yes. This sets up the plot for something bigger and funnier to happen later.

Friday, October 1, 2010

Medieval Warriors

The wizard read an inscription saying that the people who'd been there before begun cloning so that their warriors could say, "been there / done that" before they started fighting. (This was a horrifying revelation for the characters to learn in my dream.)

Also while we were there, we unlocked this immortal warrior who tried to kill us, but luckily it solved a problem because it was the antithesis of this other immortal killer who caused all sorts of problems, and when we unlocked this one both would be locked in immortal combat forever, and that would distract them from doing damage to mortals.

It was a crazy spooky place. There were dungeons and cliffs and traitors, and it was dark.

Saturday, June 19, 2010

I dreamed that me and Karen were making fun of each others' girlfriend/boyfriend.
Then I said, "I used to date someone who was a supermodel; now she weighs over 195 lbs."
Then someone asked, "Did she gain weight after high-school?"
I said, "No, she gained weight in her 40's."
Then, I woke up laughing.

Thursday, June 3, 2010

Family feud ends

I dreamed of a family feud where one family wronged the other family publicly. then one came to the other's party to apologise. They were giving speeches. The most moving speech was one where one who had been an actor said he'd never memorized the script..and, "People say it had all been scripted. This is not scripted," and the younger more forgiving people were moved to tears as he asked their forgiveness. another, it may have been me, said, "My mom used to say not to fight with your brothers and sisters; they'll be your best friends, someday. They know each others' weakness. We're better friends because we know what to avoid..."